That’s how it goes. You put a horse movie out and the chicks go crazy.
– Sweetie, who doesn’t understand this phenomenon
That’s how it goes. You put a horse movie out and the chicks go crazy.
– Sweetie, who doesn’t understand this phenomenon
Skrillex? Who is that?… *Google Images* …Oh haha… wait… Is that Sonny?… *Wikipedia* …It’s Sonny! Yeah, he’s best friends with my friend and he was at that party and I think that one girl kissed him but anyway…
– Sweetie, who didn’t know she knows Skrillex
He really wants my whipped cream, but he’s distracted by booty rubs.
– Sweetie, about the cat
You don’t know ‘The Joker’ by the Steve Miller Band? You’re almost cool but you’re really not.
– Sweetie, who is a music snob
Hey, you can work at Michael’s and then kill yourself.
– Sweetie, who is helping me get a job and has strong opinions
I wouldn’t spend $100 on a vibrator. That’s $100 of music, now there’s pleasure.
– Sweetie, who is an awesome music person.
$5 for coffee?! It doesn’t even have any alcohol in it!
– Sweetie, who knows her coffee and alcohol
I get a boner thinking about her.
– Sweetie, who is female
Thug life… Oh shit! Our tea is gonna be a little bitter.
– Sweetie, who knows the OGs love green tea, too
Why is there a Sacramento Kings mug here? I don’t even like football.
– Sweetie, who likes basketball
I knew it! You were never in love with me, you just wanted my tomatoes!
– Sweetie, who only cares about tomatoes
I’m a thug.
– Sweetie, who is a thug
I can’t help it if you and your lady are homeslices for life. Just like me and my lady.
– Sweetie, who has been away from civilization for a while
Have you actually been posting stuff… really?
– Sweetie, who hasn’t seen this blog yet
You’re not being with me. You’re being with the table.
– Sweetie, who might be jealous of the table
